sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

unovachampion:


ラティオス

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

kuiper’s belt is part of our solar system but we’re not calling all those asteroids planets too??? ? ? ?? ??

missespeon:

how is laverne cox behind katy perry like i know beliebers are wild but who is that passionate about katy perry

every anti sj comic ever
Xtremely irrational minority person: kill and eat all straights
author self insert: oh my such vulgar language i almost felt a bead of sweat roll down my delicate forehead mmm yes oh my
good rational minority person: Hey, the Heterosexual Community has feelings that matter as much as yours or mine. By spouting such awful things you are literally oppressing people-their rights and privileges are being drained from them as you type on this microblogging site. To quote Dr. Martin Ghandi X, "why c an't we jsut bbe nice uwu"
Xtremely irrational minority person: *pees*
author self insert: thank u good rational minority person. it is a shame not everyone can be as good as u *feed treat*
good rational minority person: woof

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

cobrall:

how do other white people manage to feel so persecuted on tumblr that they need to make a fucking half-assed photoset about it on the daily like the worst i’ve ever seen is ‘why can’t white people handle spicy food’ and i just read it like ‘yeah. yeah you’re right. i’m white and i buy mild salsa. you got me’ 

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

meteor-falls:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

mine are…really weird

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bus, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

Anonymous said:
Making fun of allies will just keep you buttmunchers from getting taxes or whatever you're bitching about <3

riotslug:

wait  w h a t ? ? ? ?

it wasn’t me i would own up to it

ok good because that kind of thing even for you was weird

the only reason i thought it was you was because it was so idiotic with the taxes thing but there wasn’t enough emoticons to make it sound terrible

taxes

is this a real ask tho was this you???

because there are like so many things fucked about it it’s so funny

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